Oh my middle school mind...

Taylor might hate me for this, but I'd thought I'd share this with you all. It's a story we created back in 2004 about a duck named Acquaintance.....

It all started when Acquaintance was born on February 31st , 2004 in the projects (the ghetto to the mhetto)! his mother was Bongquisha Smith and his father was a wigger named Kipp Quacker. Newayz, Acquaintance was the only yellow duck out of his hobo sibblings. And all of his siblings hated him cuz he wasn't pimpin enough, so he became disowned!! Acquaintance hated the suckiest band alive in the whole wide world.. GOOD CHAROLATE!! So, he beat up the stupid twins in the band, and they got their tattoos to cover up the bruises?. Then he moved to the Meadow Farm cool house where he was fed corn by Andrew on October 16, 2004!!!! But, all Acquaintance found was a pile of corn and then, he saw taylor!!! So, he decided to follow her home in hopes of receiving more corn. Now, Acquaintance lives under taylor?s bed and chews on the power lines, and is now seeking revenge on the 70 sum men under taylor's bed? lol!!!!!!!!

Oh my life as a 12 and 13 year old... Haha!