Dear Heather,

I find it quite mean for you to tease me in such a fashion. Had I known you would post something in that nature, I would have been prepared to reciprocate. However, all of your presents are wrapped in Disney princess wrapping paper and sitting in my bedroom. Although I do not find this to be fair, I am going to have to resentfully surrender this particular "battle" if you will. If I didn't love you so much, I would be bitter. Haha! LOVE YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER! MORE! THE END :D

Love,
Stephanie